Player Affinity Writes: "I wanna rock!" exclaimed Twisted Sister in its famous 1984 song. It's safe to assume most men and women attending Adam Shankman's Rock of Ages would feel the same way.
Well, hopefully they don't mind Glee-style bastardizations of their beloved rock anthems because that's Rock of Ages' modus operandi. Its numbers are impressively staged, and some of the performers have decent enough voices, but they aren't rock performances—not by a long shot.