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Well, I believe Simon already said he wants Myria Carey but whether he gets her or not is a different story. My choices might be one of his winners from American Idol that knows their stuff. Then I would go with a grown man that is a tough Country singer star and not a cry baby for the other one.
As for replacing the announcer....I have no clue but someone that knows how to control the time issue.