CT: MTV, the network responsible for the dumbing down of at least two generations of American kids, is at it again. They reunited the cast of "Jersey Shore" and set them up in Miami Beach. The East Coasters, whose mantra is "gym, tan, laundry," are more tanned and pumped up than ever. I'm not sure if they are still doing their own laundry. Laundry might be beneath them now that they are big TV stars. Based on everything I've seen so far, that's the only thing that's beneath them. These are the people you don't want your kids to grow up to be.