‘Magic Mike‘ is the latest Steven Soderbergh movie about male strippers and the challenges they face while grinding their hips into your girlfriend’s face every night. The movie is filled with lots of Hollywood beefcake, and even though the movie is an excellent one (it really is!) sadly some guys might never realize that because they’re turned off by having to stare at all of that man meat for two hours. But what if someone had made a ‘Magic Mike’ movie for men? And who would they cast?