What Happens if We Cast All of Brad Pitt's Exes as the Tomb Raider?

Alicia Vikander is the new Tomb Raider. I’m not sure about you, but if she’s raiding my tomb, she can have it. I mean, just look at her biceps. I fear for my very dead body.

Anyway, speaking of Tomb Raider, my first celluloid encounter with Lara Croft was deftly performed by the very lovely, very womanly Angelina Jolie. Random equation: 1st Tomb Raider = Angelina Jolie = Brad Pitt's ex

OMG. What happens if we cast all of Pitt's exes as the Tomb Raider? Genius.

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