Movie Mobsters writes:
There’s something I heard Kevin Smith say awhile ago and I’m bringing out of the moth balls because I think it is fitting to describe this movie. Watching The Roommate is equal to when a girl is giving you a great blowjob then decides to stop and do a handjob instead; it starts off okay and there’s moments where you think shit is finally going to go down, but then all of a sudden it decides to not pull the trigger and instead just slowly limps (or faps I guess if we’re continuing this analogy) its way to the finish line. The end result? It still feels okay, but the mouth was sooooo much better.
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