Infinite Ammo writes:
I don’t know what I expected to find in John Carter of Mars. I knew it was based on Edgar Rice Burroughs’ 11-volume Barsoom series. I knew it was directed by Andrew Stanton, director of Finding Nemo and WALL-E. Even if I wasn’t sure a movie about a guy going to Mars and stopping wars by leaping mountains in a single bound would be a hit or not, I figured it couldn’t be all that bad, being such a classic novel adapted by such an iconic director. Sadly, while this movie isn’t that bad, it never amounts to anything that good either.