OS: In “Machete,” blades flash and body parts are sliced. Heads roll. And hands, torsos, legs and other limbs.
Robert DeNiro drawls, wears a cowboy hat and guns down illegal immigrants with a hunting rifle.
Steven Seagal is a Mexican drug lord with samurai sword skills.
Jessica Alba showers, Lindsay Lohan skinny dips and Cheech Marin wears a clerical collar as a priest with an ear for profanity.
TNS: "Nightbitch might falter in the story department, but Amy Adams delivers a memorable performance in this funny black comedy."
TNS: "Jim Carrey just couldn't keep away from Sonic 3 and his role as Dr. Eggman -- even after he wanted to retire and have a quiet life."
TNS: "As each new entry struggles, Sony's Spider-Man Universe seems prepared to breathe its last after Kraven's first hunt."