OS: Machete Review

OS: In “Machete,” blades flash and body parts are sliced. Heads roll. And hands, torsos, legs and other limbs.

Robert DeNiro drawls, wears a cowboy hat and guns down illegal immigrants with a hunting rifle.

Steven Seagal is a Mexican drug lord with samurai sword skills.

Jessica Alba showers, Lindsay Lohan skinny dips and Cheech Marin wears a clerical collar as a priest with an ear for profanity.

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