NY Timeout: The fake Machete trailer was a rousing start to the Robert Rodriguez–Quentin Tarantino Grindhouse project, giving us the glorious sight of menacing character actor Danny Trejo upgraded to leading-man status as the titular ass-kicking vigilante. Several of the best bits—like the kiss-off Cheech Marin’s gun-toting priest bestows on a pissing-his-pants adversary (“God has mercy. I don’t!”)—make it into this feature-length expansion.