DOG: For connoisseurs of gore, Piranha 3D’s trashy combination of titillation and comic evisceration will make for an entertaining night out at the movies – if the idea of a CG fish puking up a half-chewed penis directly into the screen sounds like a funny gag, this is probably the film you’ve been waiting all summer to see.
For everyone else, Aja’s aquatic horror will prove a predictable, if mercifully brief, bore with jaws.
Get in, loser, because Regina George isn’t the baddie she’s made out to be in Mean Girls.
The Invisible Raptor stretches a single concept into a full-length feature film, and it doesn't work.
TNS: "Wicked is a funny movie with great performances and musical numbers, but it isn't without a fair share of issues."