Reel Movie:
Unless you're such a hardcore Twilight fan that you love to see your favorite franchise get utterly skewered in the dopiest of ways and can laugh at yourself for being so reactionary about it all, a 10 year old addicted to Cracked magazine, or both, you have no reason to see Vampires Suck. From the people who brought us the tragically unfunny Epic Movie and the epic failings of Meet the Spartans, Vampires Suck represents a bit of a step forward for its creators, albeit a minor one.
Final Destination is a reminder of our mortality.
‘It Follows’ still lurks.
The Parenting Review: It starts off as a fun horror-comedy with a great cast, but loses its charm halfway through. The laughs fade, the scares feel predictable, and by the end, it’s just another forgettable haunted house story.
