Premiere: Nothing wastes valuable brain power more than small talk, which is white noise generated by boring co-workers, significant others, and family members. But there’s a way to fight what can only be described as “death by 1,000 yawns.” Just tune out, find a happy spot, and spew out boilerplate plucked from classic movie scenes.
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