Premiere: It’s one thing to rely solely on sequels and reboots to bolster an industry in the midst of a creative dry spell so severe it makes the years before cave paintings seem like the Renaissance, but it’s another to admit defeat so soundly that you half-assedly send blatant knock-offs into theaters and hope no one will notice. Here are some of the most egregious examples – we’re sure there are more, but that’s why the Hittites invented the comments section.
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Imagine the charisma. The eyebrow raises. The undeniable presence… all in the form of a smooth, inanimate stone sitting on your desk. That’s right—Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, but as an actual pet rock.
