DVD Clinic:
I’ve watched some atrociously painful crap but this flick wins this year’s “J.A. Hamilton Shitstorm award” for most pathetic waste of two hours. There’s nothing either endearing or compelling about this story, its characters or its tremendous lack of direction. Avoid it like a circumcision at twenty five performed with a spoon.
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