Cracked: As happy as they were to give us the occasional nightmare, Disney's favorite way to misshape our world view was to coat classic stories in a suffocating saccharine wrapper, damning us all to a lifetime of naivety.
But all you have to do is look at these (very real) original endings to tales Disney sanitized to be thankful for their protection, and baffled that they chose to adapt such horrifying stories to begin with.
TNS: "The final Venom film, Venom: The Last Dance, is an enjoyable mess that manages to have fun while falling apart."
Joker 2 director Todd Phillips has said a lot of things about his bizarrely unfortunate sequel to his 2019 blockbuster success.
Explore Star Wars: Dawn of the Jedi, James Mangold's epic tale of the Force's origins, set 25,000 years before the Skywalker saga. Filming starts in 2025!
I love Cracked.com! Surprised to see an article from there here.