TV Guide: Sounding like a gone-to-seed hybrid of Norma Desmond and T.J. Hooker, Dallas detective Dan Stark declares, “There are no small crimes, there are only small cops.” Stark, who peaked a quarter-century ago and has the vintage ’80s bush-’stache to remind us, still fancies himself a big deal, though his swagger is more of a boozy wobble these days.
