The Weekender: The liberal lamestream medi-a-duh wants you to believe there are only two versions of “The Hateful Eight” available to the American public: An expensive ‘roadshow’ version that’s only available in the kind of Godless big cities where elites make fun of our small town haircuts (our bangs aren’t nearly that crispy, lie-berals!) and a cheap mass release version that — not only won’t be released until later this week — but doesn’t include a program or an intermission or any of the grand bells and whistles awarded to those with ambition or with enough foresight to realize that maybe two tattoos of Spongebob smoking a giant doober is more than enough (I have three. Like all true patriots).
With the new The Crow remake coming soon, we take a look back at the 30-year-old cult classic original–and where the stars are now.
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Rebel Moon Part 2 Review: This movie doesn't feel anything new or worth remembering, which is a shame.
