WOW247: "This weekend saw the release of inexplicable film phenomenon Fifty Shades Of Grey. When critics called it ‘better than the book,’ that didn’t necessarily come as a ringing endorsement.
"Nevertheless, audiences still rushed to see it in droves. But you’re better than that. And you deserve better. So if you’re after a bit of kinky movie fun, why not stay at home and let these sensual masterpieces stimulate your senses instead? Stop putting any more money in E.L. James’ pocket at least."