TV Equals: "The Amazing Race returned tonight with “Hot, Sexy Knights”, as the teams make their way to the mysterious island of Malta. Is it Greece? Spain? Italy? Who knows! It was a fun trip to the island, though, as nobody had to scramble to a travel agent or airport to get a flight. Instead they all got on a ferry and started giving each other code names! I’m a bit surprised that the cyclists are one of the most hated teams, as they have always been one of my favorites. I’m still definitely not a fan of the dentists, especially after they picked the incredibly unoriginal code names Molar and Cuspid. Lame!"