Unleash the Fanboy: "Of all the movie critics around the world, comic book fans are the worst. We expect so much and tolerate so little. We remember our childhood and our first encounters with the great characters and stories of comic history. And so, like a personal portrait, we scrutinize it and pick it apart for every flaw only to always hate what we see. So, the internet burns with the malcontent of the fans and any movie that does not pass its rigorous tests will forever be scorned and hated."