Life is a series of paradoxes and hypocrisies (which are like paradoxes but with real people). People cry for change and then gnash their teeth when it comes, we’re told not to focus on race by focusing on race, someone always says they flew down when geographically speaking they went North. What is up with that, anyway? The character in the movie about real beauty is played by an actress with a LEGO set’s worth of plastic surgery, lit by a dozen artificial light sources and shot with a slightly longer lens to make her look prettier. Discussing the minutiae of comedy is actually laborious and can be boring, the best way to be cool is to be a geek and the best way to love a film is to analyse it until you hate it.
Fight For Paradise Review: This reality show is nothing new but there are so many uncomfortable moments that will definitely give you the ick.
Bros Review: The series, as the title suggests, is about two adult men who want to behave like children and we are not here for that.
Going Home With Tyler Cameron Review: This is a simple, no-nonsense but cliched watch, with Cameron's boyish charms taking centre stage.
Um, no thank you.