The Lone Ranger is a big, loud and noisy brawl in the saloon. It thinks it is being witty when it hits us over the head with a bar stool again and again, too drunk to realize that the piano player’s medley of “Hi-Yo, Silver!” was just fine.
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“Where must we go… we who wander this wasteland in search of our better selves?”
No one wants the humans to survive in A Breed Apart.
I've never been less interested in a Johnny Depp movie than this. It just seemed so bland in the trailers.
Depp, despite how miscast he is, is not the problem with this movie. It is what they built around him.
Depp is a has-been. Or never-was, really, he was good in Blow, but all his other characters seems needlessly theatrical and contrived in their "eccentricity".