In his new film, Pain & Gain, director Michael Bay may have found his cinematic soul mate. The flashy, sun-baked auteur, who directed such gems as Armageddon, The Island and the Transformers trilogy, finally merged to a story with all the staples he loves. It is set in his Bad Boys’ hometown of Miami. It features beefy musclemen driving fast cars, living fast lives. And for a filmmaker who supposedly discovered Megan Fox by making her wash his car in a bikini and once said that he cast Kate Beckinsale in Pearl Harbor because she “wasn’t too beautiful,” now at-long-last he has an excuse to dress his leading women like strippers. What could go wrong?