Geek Binge: People complain that stores put their Christmas decorations up earlier and earlier every year. Nobody wants to hear Christmas carols on the radio in November; we’re just not ready. The internet buzz was not so positive about a Santa shooting spree before December is into double digits. The episode Unholy Night demonstrates why I can always trust AHS:A to take me someplace terrifying, and to shock the hell out of me before I’m allowed to leave—sort of like Lana. It also demonstrates a certain nun who ought to have her straight razor taken away.