CB - I’m not a police officer. I didn’t grow up hoping to wear the blue uniform, and quite frankly, there’s about a thousand jobs I’d choose before it. It takes balls, relentless aggression and that weird cop personality quirk to serve and protect successfully. So, for the safety and well-being of not only myself but every other American citizen, I elected to write stories like this instead, but just because I’m absent the skills to effectively enforce codes of conduct doesn’t mean I don’t understand why someone else would attend the academy. I’m sure there’s a whole lot of fulfillment to be found in locking criminals away and patrolling the streets. Working undercover however is a special kind of crazy that I can’t even comprehend.