Do you pretend to like foreign films that you can't understand? Do you constantly boast about the film degree you received from a private liberal arts college? Do you take every possible opportunity to correct others on trivial things related to film? Are you someone who refuses to watch to certain movies just because they're released by a major studio? Do you blindly hate popular movies you know nothing about just to be different? Are you looking to correct my spelling and grammar as you read this?
Then this article is for you.