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BTS of Expendables 2 - Coming Up, Chuck

AICN says

Hey folks, Harry here... I'm not allowed to ever get in a vehicle with Chuck Norris. I hear he is fantastic, and I have in fact met him briefly here in Austin once. BUT - I'll never get in a car with him. You see, years ago I got a call from a reader in Australia who, whilst washing the dishes had a disconcerting waking vision of my and Chuck Norris' death. He called to tell me that he doesn't believe in this kind of thing, and that he's never had a VISION before, but that he'd feel awful if I were to die... and CHUCK NORRIS... so... I can't get in a car with Chuck Norris, because apparently a SEMI will run into us and kill us. NOW... because we know Chuck Norris has no known weakness... I figure, so long as I don't get in a car with him... he'll pretty much be around forever - and that's what keeps the Aliens from taking over!

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alycakes1872d ago

What? I don't know but have you been to counseling? Maybe you need to chilax a little.

Crazay1872d ago

Say what? that other voice in your head talking to you Aly? =P

alycakes1872d ago

I guess...it's just that thing about riding in a car with Chuck Norris that I found a little funny and just said the first thing that came to my mind....you know when you think out loud.