Which movie teacher really deserves a poisoned apple on the first day of school?
While shoddily accented Eastern Europeans, superpowered megalomaniacs and stab-happy mute mask-wearers have all gone down in movie villain history, there is an unassuming and yet altogether more terrifyingly relatable nemesis that can strike fear into us all.
Leave your childhood neuroses at the door - here's IGN's list of moviedom's baddest, most inept and downright evil teachers.
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I can't decide if Ferris Bueller's or Matilda's teacher was the one I would have hated the worst. All of them were terrible.