Couch Potato Club:
The official trailer has been released for Uwe Boll’s Blubberella. I gotta say, this looks….even stupider than the idea originally sounded.
Blubberella is an action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her.
The Master of Crap himself, director Uwe Boll (House of the Dead, Bloodrayne) is about to unleash his next mysteriously-funded project onto the world, and like much of what we've come to expect from him, one clearly designed to offend and stir the pot. Titlted Blubberella, the tag-line says its about "The first female fat superhero ...She will kick major ass - with her major ass ..."
Good at least he didn't get his hands on something else im interested in lol. There was only one movie I enjoyed of his, Rampage. However it had no point to it, but a really good twist at the end. It was literally nothing but a dude killing a bunch of people non-stop haha.
Well ya? The thing is... she's gonna kick ass because of the uniqueness and the current exclusivity. A fat female hero is 1) unexpected, 2) will not appear again since anything succeeding it would be a copy.
"Will not appear again since everything will be a copy"
No it wont appear again because its a stupid idea that isn't gonna do well to begin with. Especially with Uwe Boll at the healm. Like I said I'm glad he decided to work with crap, so he doesnt turn quality into crap.
Ha! Just what I was thinking, just glad you said it. It's just a terrible idea, and shouldn't have even gotten this chance to get made.
Ha! That's a good point. As long as he keeps busy doing something else and equally miserable, then at the least he can't touch and projects people are actually looking forward to.
Wow! Wow! That's all I can really think of saying. Who in the world keeps giving him money? Oh this just sounds awful, and not the least bit offensive. Seriously, I can't see how this would be appealing to anyone. The idea of a fat superhero isn't exactly new, but it's mostly used as a joke that the other heroes laugh about. Hard to kick a lot of ass and be somewhat believable when your sucking wind and breathing hard to chase down bad guys.
I guess I shouldn't get too upset though...it's not like anyone is going to see it.
It will be a comedy, or at least attempt to be one. Thats why its borderline offensive. It will be nothing more than all the Tyler Perry movies.
Attempt is the key word there. Anything Boll does is an attempt, then when it comes out, it's a failed attempt.
LOL. What's wrong with Tyler Perry, he has at least one good one?
All his movies, shows, etc...are exactly the same and nothing differnt. I dont think any of them are funny at all.
Seriously, has he ever made a good movie? How this guy continues to receive funding I'll never know.
Though....I am mildly interested in seeing more from his Auschwitz movie.
It's a question that really keeps me up at night. How can so many great filmmakers, and people with real talent never get picked up, yet Boll continues to find people willing to throw money away at him.
What boggles me even more: As far as I know, EVERY single one of his movies have lost money. Some of them losing LOTS of money. Who in the world does this guy having hiding in his corner?
That's the thing though, I don't think he is. He's a rude person by all accounts, and even if he could sweet talk people, his reputation by now should be putting an end to that. It truly is mind boggling.
Exactly @dark. This guy is a prick if there's ever been one. Seriously, go look up interviews with him or something like that. He is the rudest, most full of himself person I've ever heard. He'll talk crap about somebody like Bay or Roth and then turn around and talk like he's god's gift to cinema. I can't even remember how many times I've heard of him calling other people in the industry "retards"...or any critic that has anything negative to say about one of his movies.
Check out Rampage, its the only quality movie I've seen of his. Its actually a fun movie to watch if you enjoy action.
Uwe is a good guy, I have met and interviewed him many times. As he told me once, they want F***ing Schindlers List, its a 12 million film about Zombies.
Wow...just...wow. I seriously feel like I wasted some time watching this. I think I need to apologize to my eyes.
I think this film is gonna make a certain group of people real mad.
I can't believe they made this film.
WTF, is this sh*t. lol
HAHA Click through the Youtube video and go to my channel on youtube where the video is streaming from and you'll see two comments on the video. One says "This is amazing" and the other "Looks awesome" lol and currently the video has 3 thumbs up and 0 thumbs down.
lol I only uploaded it to show off how piss poor Uwe Boll's latest was.
This trailer makes me wish Boll would do that stunt again where he challenged his critics to a boxing match. I would totally get in on that one.
I've got 13 years martial arts experience (I taught and ran 2 schools for 8 years) and am a cop now...I think I'd be all right.