We've all been there. A years-long female friend decides one day she wants to have a baby. Unmarried and unattached, she decided to have a donor impregnate her. A party for the insemination occurs. You, having drunk everything you can get your hands on that night, stumble into the bathroom that holds the… stuff. Inadvertently, you lose the stuff down the drain and must replace it with some kind of a substitute. No one else is around. It's time for you to take matters into your own hands. Your friend gets pregnant. She leaves for years to raise her child. She returns with a boy who resembles you much more than the over-achieving father she had chosen for him. Oh, by the way, since you were so drunk that night, you don't remember anything and are just as in the dark as everyone else.