Any fanboy worth his salt knows the story, at least partially, of the 1994 Fantastic Four movie that was never released. Made on a shoestring budget by shlock king Roger Corman and German production company Constantin Film, the film is one of the highest profile titles never officially distributed. You can watch it on YouTube, I think, and its trailers have been giggled at by millions of geeks over the years. But what was the deal with this movie, really? Why wasn't it released? Who thought it would work to begin with? Was it ever meant to be seen at all?