Yes, Nine Lives is dumb. Yes, it’s for very young kids. Yes, Lil Bub has a cameo. And yes, I giggled anyway, as did the strange man next to me who’d smuggled in his own fish-scented snack. Yet, alas, I don’t think Tom’s life-changing body-swap can rescue us from that other egotistical Manhattan real estate mogul. There’s more than one way to skin a cat — and Donald Trump’s decided to wear his on his head.