Thanks to the almighty power of the DVR and its fast-forward features, I'm relatively certain I'll be able to sleep after viewing American Horror Story Season 5 Episode 2. While it was definitely full of murder and mayhem, it was free of gnarly creatures coming up through mattresses to claim more victims.
Whew. Bullet dodged. But not if you're Miss Evers, the stain-lifting ghost who likely reeks of ammonia. Tonight we learned how she came to be trapped in the Hotel Cortez and the origins of what I'm lovingly calling Hotel Hell.