With “Terminator: Genisys” in theaters super-soon, it’s important that we take this moment to honor all the “Terminator” films that came before it — and the Terminators that came with them.
Because long before geriatric Arnold Schwarzenegger reappeared to battle an army of his young, buff Arnold clones, killer robots from the future were presenting themselves for your viewing pleasure, often parading around our universe in a state of complete buck-ass nudity. It’s almost like they wanted us to review and rank them in order of sexiness!
So we did. Here they are.