Well kids, it’s back. Just when we thought it was safe to return to multiplexes, a long dormant, horror themed franchise has risen from the grave like a particularly gruesome zombie. No matter what I write, I know, as do you, that this unholy creature is indestructible and it will be back again one day. Maybe next year. Maybe in five years. Only one thing is certain, the Scary Movie franchise is as shamelessly resilient as Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees. God help us.