Submitted by Gekko 1027d ago | opinion piece

Sylvester Stallone's 10 Cheesiest Lines Ever

Nick Blake: ''By now you've probably seen the ad for Sylvester Stallone's "Bullet to the Head" in which the following exchange happens:

[Stallone murders a bad guy.]
Stallone sidekick (aghast): "You don't just kill a guy like that!"
Stallone (satisfied): "I just did."

This type of scene is ubiquitous in the Stallone canon; either a nobody supporting character serves up an alley-oop that Stallone confidently finishes (not unlike the above exchange) or Stallone delivers the gold by himself. Either way, we're all winners.

With so many cheesy lines, it was tough to choose just ten. But someone had to do it.'' (Culture, Sylvester Stallone)

Hergula  +   1027d ago
Really an enjoyable list, well put together and most definetly includes many famous cheesy lines that every Sly movie fan will recognize.
vulcanproject  +   1027d ago
Even Rocky had a montage
johnsonbat  +   1026d ago
Should of brought some crackers to this post.
hazelamy  +   1026d ago
they left out one of my favourites.
"You're gonna regret this the rest of your life... both seconds of it. "

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