What Culture: Back again are we? Good, I’m glad. I can only deduce that this is a pity click, though, or one driven by a desire to escape your working life for an extra five minutes. Until that sorry day comes and we fight over my articles like a child in a custody battle, I am happy for your emotionally tender presence: the snuggling, the conversation and – all in all – our mutual love for one another ’til that day comes. However, me suggesting no-one is interested in Oblivion is poor judgment on my part. How could you not be interested? Tom Cruise breaks type and plays a short action hero in a film which looks like a live-action Wall-E. Don’t pretend you aren’t ready for this.