The most preposterous, exploitive, cloying, artificial film of its kind since Standing Ovation; Stokes has created a spectacle no less bizarre and fetishistic than a child beauty pageant.
Full review by Chris Pandolfi.
TheMoviePool's guide to Summer 2012 continues, as we set our sights on June 2012, one of the biggest months of the year. From Prometheus to Brave, there's truly something for everyone here! Find out what might appeal to you!
Prometheus...That's the big one for me in this month. If I get to see nothing else in all of June, I'm going to see Prometheus.
Though I will say GI Joe 2 now has my interest and Brave just looks amazing. I'm sure I'll see more than one movie in all of June, but if I couldn't, I'd see Prometheus.
We are seeing GI Joe for sure, but all our anticipation is going into Spider-Man in July.
As a confirmed, certified and rubber-stamped movie buff, with my membership card, badge and newsletter to prove it, it’s fair to say that I watch a ridiculous amount of movies. However, even for my ilk and I, there will always be some films that are destined for relegation to the personal dumpster simply from one viewing of the trailer. Man must be discerning in his choices. Either these trailers elicit an emotional flat line coupled with an interest-index of zero, or they result in some kind of unpleasant spasm of distaste which I simply cannot ignore. It’s very hard to ignore a spasm of distaste, let me tell you.
In Trailer Trash (did you see what I did there?), I’ll be inspecting new trailers and explaining why I, and perhaps I alone, will be respectfully declining any opportunity to see more than the allotted two minutes of the movie on display.
Release The Curmudgeon!
Battlefield America...
