The interesting thing about reviews is that they largely exist to sway opinion. A guide for those not completely sold on a product to gage whether or not they should part with their hard earned cash. Which is why reviewing Marvel's Avengers Assemble is a bit pointless. You see anyone reading this website will have decided that they were going to see this movie the very second the first trailer landed. And judging by the box office numbers it's been pulling in, most of you have been to see it at least two or three times. It doesn't really matter what some guy with poor interpersonal skills and a chip on his shoulder about not being talented enough to make his own films thinks. You've already queued for the tickets, bought your popcorn, and grumbled while yet another car advert postpones the opening credits for just that little bit longer.